Tuesday Coffee Break - We have di tape, actor under table

Yea, mi write suss everyday. Diamonds and pearls to the world, right Chi Ching Ching? Ah we say suss, ah we say more information, ah we say money fi spend. Dem tink say Mighty Putty can help dem? Dem need a transplant, yea, ah dat mi say, ah my world, everybody else ah pay rent. Big up to Candy, Lady, Gerricurl, Rrrr, Racquel, Spanish Town, Schoolgirl, Africa, and to di whole One876 massive and crew, easy nuh Claude Mills, big up Kriq. Big up Out and Bad, Buss De Tape, Kitty, Foxy and Snypz massive, bless!

WE HAVE THE TAPE, ACTOR UNDER TWO-FOOT TABLE
Yes, we have the tape, One876 have the tape but is not the tape you expect, you pervs. We have the sex tape between a certain actor and a girl ah get dem freak on. Di man tongue a move like paper stuck innah fan blade. We no really show porn pon our site but mi hear say it de pon a popular Caribbean porn site and it show the popular actor ah 'dine' hard. Bwoy, the people dem no stop frolick inna Babylon. That is why mi hear Jigsy ah bun him out at Bembe the other day, and now mi understand why. Mi hear say X News have the full story.

BEENIE GIVES A LOUDAS?
Yes, mi hear the full story now, and it look like Beenie Man was forced to give a woman a loudas because she ah try set up two set a man fi war at Passion Sundays. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and the woman was determined to get her revenge on a well-known underworld figure by setting up other men to war with him. But Beenie jumped in the middle fi mek the peace and then him figure out say the girl ah cause problems so him just cut her a deafas in front of everyone and the war just cease. Lucky ting because gunshot did ah go fall like rice grain inna one Chinese factory over de. The man dem all have man wid arms outside a lurks fi gwaan wid a bagga tings. As a woman, mi no love what happen, but sometimes, ah just so the ting set up.Yu mek yu bed, yu affi lie inna it.

BENZLY HYPE OUT OF HOSPITAL
Benzly Hype will be released from the KPH today after undergoing a minor operation to reinflate his lungs which collapsed last week. The 'Different Worlds' deejay has had an upper respiratory problem since coming down with a bad case of bronchitis years ago. The deejay is also a talented producer and he has a new riddim called the Amazon which he is doing in collaboration with L.I.N.K Records.

REGGAE MUSIC IS BIG, TO THE WORLD
Mi a watch The Simpsons on Sunday night when mi hear the song Mother and Child Reunion by Paul Simon come on during the closing credits and mi shock and feel good within myself. The song was recorded in Jamaica with singer Jimmy Cliff's backing group; guitarist Hucks (often "Hux") Brown and bassist Jackie Jackson. The song go inna the top five of the Billboard charts. Big big song, Jamaica to the world. Yo, right now, mi cousin tell me say the new Bimmer dem weh mek inna Germany, reggae music programme fi play inna dem, so the music large.

THE PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW…
…what is the real reason that Danielle and Ricardo Fuller break up?…which big female artiste have a new man ah New York?…when is Aidonia next court date?
....why dem kill Rudey outta HWT yesterday? One876 did cover her 'purple-and-white' party last year November, and mi sorry say she gone.
…when Deva Brat ah come outta jail?

Source: One 876 Ent.