Saturday, July 19, 2008

Artiste hangs self from tree

SUICIDE RUMOURS ABOUND AS ‘ELOQUENT’ HANGS SELF

Mi hear say ah crazy rumours of suicide ah rotate say Hollowpoint kill himself, but mi a hear say is an artiste name Steven 'Eloquent' Menzie from Ocho Rios who stab up him common-law wife den hang himself from a Spanish Elm tree. Mi feel it because ah DJ Sunshine from IRIE artiste, and mi know say she did believe inna him. Hush Sunshine, condolences to the family. The common law wife is recuperating at the St. Ann’s Bay hospital.

WHY NO COCO TEA

Early this morning, everybody was asking where was Coco Tea, but mi hear say him say him not closing no show for the little bit of money Gourzong wants to pay him, and him just give dem back him money same time. It end up with Richie Spice ah close the show and the people dem start walk out pon him inna the early morning.

BEENIE, BEENIE, BEENIE IS THE GIRLS DEM SNAPPER

A.K.A and Phlex dem a say Beenie Man do the same performance all the time no matter where him go, but that is not true. Mi see the man bring on the little children, Little Beeda, Big Beeda and Baby Tash and done the place. Yu nuh see when him tell the 20,000 strong at Sumfest that “Bounty Killer sey dat mi a fish, well... Beenie Man a girls dem snapper!", the place never good again. Beenie get the biggest forward fi the night wid the talk. Rasta, yu is a bias Alliance wagonist, mi love how Bounty did a gwaan when him cuss Red Stripe but him overdo the fish thing and sabotage himself, yu caan escape that. Don’t blame me because yu artiste cannot control himself. Mi see him and Lena British ah party, it look like him just pay him $4,000 fine for the cursing already and nah watch no face. Mavado never steal Sumfest, after is not a mango, the people dem stand up pon him fi the last eight minutes. Racquel, ah Beenie we say, no watch nutten.

Source: One 876 Ent

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